So apparently Blogger has an Arabic site now, because instead of seeing the English title page I'm seeing things like

ما هي المدونة (بلوج)؟

and

القيام بجولة سريعة

Huh.

I assume that it says the same things the American English site says, "Sign up now" "Take the tour" "What's a Blog?" and "Don't Say Anything Negative Against the Government or You'll be Thrown in the Hoosegow."

But no, I've only been in Dubai for 17 months, I really haven't gotten the hang of Arabic yet.

In fact, the only Arabic I know is:

توفر وجبات ماكدونالدز الـ "هابي ميل" للأطفال عناصر غذائية هامة حيث تعتبر هذه الوجبات مصدراً كاملاً وموثوقاً لتسعة عناصر غذائية.

Which says, "McDonald’s is leader in promoting healthy lifestyles for children, and its Happy Meals are enjoyed by children and adults alike."

Hahaha, I really don't know how to say that, I just stole it from the McDonald's Arabia website.