I forgot to express my sadness and shock when my brother told me the other day that the Windham, Maine Quiznos has closed.
You want to know my theory?
That I left Maine for Dubai.
Seriously, last year I used to go there every week on Monday night, get two subs, and go to my brother's now-defunct coffee shop to watch 24. Sometimes I'd get three subs, and not have to make lunch the next day.
Waitaminute, is that why my brother's coffee shop went under, too - because I left?
